craplos:

ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.

steakbaby:

think about how many blogs have that picture of kim k crying as their icon

deerpong:

oomshi:

call me a tampon cause im always in yo btchs pusie

David that’s not how periods work

boxedjellyfish:

I wish my whole vocab was as great as this line.

vvorldwideweb:

*takes 30 selfies before deciding not to post one*

foxnewsofficial:

sometimes i’ll have loads of money and then other times i’ll be awake

at what age do i just magically turn hot

french:

my life all wrapped up into one photo

lameborghini:

if u think my text posts are bad now u should see the ones that i don’t even publish