sassysuperstar

fivegum:

This license plate literally says “dawg” I am dying

substiel:

Some guy just whistled at me while driving by and my dad goes “don’t worry, that was for me”

beauxbatons:

vine is great because my attention span is literally six seconds

and-down-we-go:

My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,
      I am afraid

professorgo:

The guy on the left, since he shows clear disgust with having his picture taken suddenly without permission. The guy on the right has had so little sleep that his grip on reality and emotions has left him

professorgo:

The guy on the left, since he shows clear disgust with having his picture taken suddenly without permission. The guy on the right has had so little sleep that his grip on reality and emotions has left him

booforce:

my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you

2boys1cup:

it started out with a click

image

how did it end up like this

image

ishouldnotbearousedbythis:

lmao-okay-no:

aclumsywaytofallinlove:

THIS 

this is my life 

What is this guys name ??

Um, I’m not a detective, but something tells me it might be Daniel Simonsen.

truehustla:

Imagine being given a list of all the people who made you into the person you are today. And next to their name you could see the exact personality trait you got because of them.