sassysuperstar

8yrs:

my head is hurting because i thought about my future for 0.3 seconds

chasingtrophywhitetails:

Does anyone else reply to a text mentally but not physically then forgets to actually reply all together or is that just me

onlylolgifs:

Love at first touch.

What is your ethnicity?
Anonymous

miscellaneouswanker:

tiit:

a really boring combination of white people 

Best answer

edwad:

jaseherondale:

Did you know in that Australia it’s five times more likely a you’ll pick a partner based on humour rather then looks so if you’re ugly but a hilarious motherfucker then you’re almost guaranteed love

yea but have u ever seen an ugly australian

yiffmebabyonemoretime:

yiffmebabyonemoretime:

if i had a dime for everytime an adult man made me feel uncomfortable

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handjob:

S A M E

handjob:

S A M E

molebucks:

lovely-dna:

molebucks:

treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me

no. treat me like your favorite book. keep me by your side, touch my every page, learn all my twists and turns, remember every word I say, even the ones that make you cry

*4-second-long fart noise*