ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
think about how many blogs have that picture of kim k crying as their icon
call me a tampon cause im always in yo btchs pusie
David that’s not how periods work
I wish my whole vocab was as great as this line.
*takes 30 selfies before deciding not to post one*
sometimes i’ll have loads of money and then other times i’ll be awake
my life all wrapped up into one photo
if u think my text posts are bad now u should see the ones that i don’t even publish